Dear Diary,
I wished to begin this Sunday entry with some thoughtful, uplifting words…
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But I’m crabby! — like, truly crabby, as well as if I can’t tell you, Diary, who else is there? nobody else understands me like you do.
Basically, I’m accustomed to having unprecedented, around-the-clock gain access to to my main pet assistant, in that she typically lets me climb around her, put my butt in her face, as well as drape myself around her forearms while she’s typing, however such has not been the situation lately.
Like, yesterday, all I wished to do was perch myself on top of her take on while she typed at the business keyboard, however she left the office early.
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Can you believe it? Not working on a Saturday?? The nerve of some cats as well as people… She smiled at me as well as breezily walked out the front door saying, “I have a infant shower today! See you later, Tabs!”
Yeah, I have no concept what that was about…
All I understand is that I’ve been in dire requirement of lurvies as well as purring action, as well as if I don’t get some soon, I will be kicking kitty litter out of the litter box.
That reminds me — Valentine’s Day is best around the corner, as well as I still have to discover a date. I do have a number of prospects lined up, like Chiffon. She’s the beautiful long-haired Persian I satisfied at the vet last week, however it truly depends upon her schedule. She stated that she may have to laundry her fur that night or get some dental work done.
I dunno… I’ll figure something out. I’m Tabs, after all. When have I ever not had a date on Valentine’s? Whoever the lucky woman is, she’ll be getting a box of my new gravy-filled catnip clusters, which we manufacture at my artisanal feline treat factory on Kauai.
Yes, my research study team as well as I determined catnip clusters as an emerging market in the artisanal catnip field, which I pioneered, by the way, as well as you can quote me on that.
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OK, Diary, I much better go discover my assistant as well as rest my girth upon her best shoulder, so I’ll speak with you soon.
Bye for now,
Tabs